Thursday, September 4, 2008

Speaking of Bat-Shit Insane...

It appears we've been lied to. The melting of the polar ice-caps has nothing to do with increases in greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere by human industrial and agricultural activity. It's not even due to the natural oscillations of average global temperature that occurs over the centuries and millennial. No, no, not at all.

It's all due to the axial tilt of Earth. To wit:

When God sent the rain on this Earth for 40 days and nights, all this water had to go someplace so the Earth would be dry again.

Remember, God is the Creator and controls the universe.

God tilted the Earth from its original position and caused all the excess water to rush to the poles, and there he instantly froze the water into the ice formations that exist today.

Time is ticking down on God’s time clock. With all the nuclear bombs that are made and stored for the fast-emerging last battle, this Earth would burn up when these nuclear bombs are set off.

We are not creating global warming – God is tipping the Earth back to its original position on its axis and thus getting all this ice to get ready to move and extinguish the nuclear destructive fires man will create.
One would hope that the expression of such an opinion would be a joke - someone's attempt at a Poe. [sigh] Sadly, there really are people out there that believe this kind of thing.

I think the chorus of the following song is apropos, though I'm not sure to whom it applies: me or believers of opinions like the one above.

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